ALEAZIMOLOGY

ALEAZIMOLOGY

Just over 9000 years ago, the great and powerful Blue Whale, Alhut Aleazim, revealed himself to early man, and laid the path to Entanglement at the feet of burgeoning societies. Entanglement is a state of mental acuity and moral righteousness that allows human beings to evolve into ghosts at the time of their death.

4000 years later, the first Pharaoh of the First Dynasty of Egypt, Narmer, became the first human to reach Entanglement and evolve into a ghost. His footsteps were followed by his son and grandson, Hor-Aha & Djer, those first three ghosts were elevated by Alhut Aleazim, and then established as the Millenium Tribunal, who would oversee the Astral Plane and guide new ghosts into the afterlife.

Another 2000 years pass, and Aleazimology is established that each millenia, a prophet will be chosen to spread Alhut Aleazim’s knowledge and wisdom to the whole of humanity. Amenemope, son of Psusennes, was the first to be tapped as Prophet of the Whale. 1000 years later, Jesus of Nazareth begins his mission to mankind. He rejects Alhut Aleazim by going into business for himself, and humanity begins its descent into war, with no one to guide them into Entanglement.

At the turn of the next millenium, Alhut Aleazim deems no human worthy to become the next Prophet, so mankind wallows in the dark ages. A man named Jan Hus attempts to reform religion by teaching people about Aleazimology, but is burned at the stake in 1415, and chosen as the next Prophet of the Whale. Humanity enters the Renaissance. In the year 2000, humanity began the cycle anew. In order to fulfill Alhut Aleazim’s prophecy, a new Prophet of the Whale must be chosen, so that the ways of Aleazimology can be spread to humanity again. All human lives must be Entangled.

Just over 9000 years ago, the great and powerful Blue Whale, Alhut Aleazim, revealed himself to early man, and laid the path to Entanglement at the feet of burgeoning societies. Entanglement is a state of mental acuity and moral righteousness that allows human beings to evolve into ghosts at the time of their death.

4000 years later, the first Pharaoh of the First Dynasty of Egypt, Narmer, became the first human to reach Entanglement and evolve into a ghost. His footsteps were followed by his son and grandson, Hor-Aha & Djer, those first three ghosts were elevated by Alhut Aleazim, and then established as the Millenium Tribunal, who would oversee the Astral Plane and guide new ghosts into the afterlife.

Another 2000 years pass, and Aleazimology is established that each millenia, a prophet will be chosen to spread Alhut Aleazim’s knowledge and wisdom to the whole of humanity. Amenemope, son of Psusennes, was the first to be tapped as Prophet of the Whale. 1000 years later, Jesus of Nazareth begins his mission to mankind. He rejects Alhut Aleazim by going into business for himself, and humanity begins its descent into war, with no one to guide them into Entanglement.

At the turn of the next millenium, Alhut Aleazim deems no human worthy to become the next Prophet, so mankind wallows in the dark ages. A man named Jan Hus attempts to reform religion by teaching people about Aleazimology, but is burned at the stake in 1415, and chosen as the next Prophet of the Whale. Humanity enters the Renaissance. In the year 2000, humanity began the cycle anew. In order to fulfill Alhut Aleazim’s prophecy, a new Prophet of the Whale must be chosen, so that the ways of Aleazimology can be spread to humanity again. All human lives must be Entangled.

The Whale’s Prayer

I do not fear my death. I will evolve into a ghost. Death is not the end, it is only the beginning. I will reach for Entanglement. I will hear The Whale’s wisdom, and step forward into a better existence. All Hail Blue Whale, Krill Be Unto His Name.

The Whale’s Prayer

I do not fear my death. I will evolve into a ghost. Death is not the end, it is only the beginning. I will reach for Entanglement. I will hear The Whale’s wisdom, and step forward into a better existence. All Hail Blue Whale, Krill Be Unto His Name.

Facts About The Blue Whale:

  •  The voice of the Blue Whale can be heard from up to 1000 miles away ( 1600 if you are entangled), making it the loudest creature to ever live.
  • The penis of the Blue Whale is 10 feet long and 1 foot in diameter. It ejaculates 40 gallons of semen per climax, which is why the ocean is salty.
  • The fart bubble of a Blue Whale is larger than a car
  • The Blue Whale is the largest creature to ever live, yet feeds on the tiniest animals in the ocean.
  • A small child could crawl through the massive veins of the Blue Whale
  • Nobody knows where, or how; Blue Whales breed
  • Despite his size, the blue whales esophagus is so small that it would not be able to swallow an adult human.
  • Blue Whales have vestigial legs, meaning they once walked on land, but CHOSE to enter the ocean

Facts About The Blue Whale:

  •  The voice of the Blue Whale can be heard from up to 1000 miles away ( 1600 if you are entangled), making it the loudest creature to ever live.
  • The penis of the Blue Whale is 10 feet long and 1 foot in diameter. It ejaculates 40 gallons of semen per climax, which is why the ocean is salty.
  • The fart bubble of a Blue Whale is larger than a car
  • The Blue Whale is the largest creature to ever live, yet feeds on the tiniest animals in the ocean.
  • A small child could crawl through the massive veins of the Blue Whale
  • Nobody knows where, or how; Blue Whales breed
  • Despite his size, the blue whales esophagus is so small that it would not be able to swallow an adult human.
  • Blue Whales have vestigial legs, meaning they once walked on land, but CHOSE to enter the ocean

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